(Source: greasyhamster, via agent19)

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

Don’t be so sure. She might take one look at my Star Wars posters and run for the hills.

You never know there are a lot of people who like Star Wars.

-rubs the back of his head- Did I mention my life-sized Stormtrooper?

Is it in the bedroom?

…yes.

Might want to cover that up champ.

Yeah that would probably be a good idea. But with what?

I would say throw a sheet over it but that would be kind of scary to wake up in the night to see so I suggest just pushing it in your closet when lady friend comes over?

I don’t think he’ll fit in there. My cardboard Marty McFly takes up a lot of space.

You should probably go to comic con’s that’s what I would suggest because they would have similar taste.

That…is a great idea.

I am glad you think so!

Maybe in sixty years I will actually find her.

miriamrogersstark:

theshieldjanitor:

-laughs- Yeah some of them even scare me. You should have seen the look on Coulson’s face when I accidentally spilled bleach on my suit.

I can imagine. *laughs* Coulson’s not that bad if you don’t piss him off, though. 

Yeah he can be a bit of a sweetheart. Don’t tell him I said that, though.

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

Don’t be so sure. She might take one look at my Star Wars posters and run for the hills.

You never know there are a lot of people who like Star Wars.

-rubs the back of his head- Did I mention my life-sized Stormtrooper?

Is it in the bedroom?

…yes.

Might want to cover that up champ.

Yeah that would probably be a good idea. But with what?

I would say throw a sheet over it but that would be kind of scary to wake up in the night to see so I suggest just pushing it in your closet when lady friend comes over?

I don’t think he’ll fit in there. My cardboard Marty McFly takes up a lot of space.

You should probably go to comic con’s that’s what I would suggest because they would have similar taste.

That…is a great idea.

miriamrogersstark:

theshieldjanitor:

I don’t even drink anything here. If I’m thirsty, I walk down to Freddie’s Pizza on fifth and buy a drink.

That’s probably even wiser. I try not to spend too much time around here. Some of the agents scare the hell out of me.

-laughs- Yeah some of them even scare me. You should have seen the look on Coulson’s face when I accidentally spilled bleach on my suit.

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

Don’t be so sure. She might take one look at my Star Wars posters and run for the hills.

You never know there are a lot of people who like Star Wars.

-rubs the back of his head- Did I mention my life-sized Stormtrooper?

Is it in the bedroom?

…yes.

Might want to cover that up champ.

Yeah that would probably be a good idea. But with what?

I would say throw a sheet over it but that would be kind of scary to wake up in the night to see so I suggest just pushing it in your closet when lady friend comes over?

I don’t think he’ll fit in there. My cardboard Marty McFly takes up a lot of space.

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

Don’t be so sure. She might take one look at my Star Wars posters and run for the hills.

You never know there are a lot of people who like Star Wars.

-rubs the back of his head- Did I mention my life-sized Stormtrooper?

Is it in the bedroom?

…yes.

Might want to cover that up champ.

Yeah that would probably be a good idea. But with what?

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

roxannestrange:

theshieldjanitor:

Don’t be so sure. She might take one look at my Star Wars posters and run for the hills.

You never know there are a lot of people who like Star Wars.

-rubs the back of his head- Did I mention my life-sized Stormtrooper?

Is it in the bedroom?

…yes.

miriamrogersstark:

theshieldjanitor:

Some moron drank something he wasn’t supposed to. And since I’m the only janitor around, I have to wait for him to throw it up before I can leave.

Jesus, I would only drink sealed shit around here. Hell, I only drink sealed shit at home too.

I don’t even drink anything here. If I’m thirsty, I walk down to Freddie’s Pizza on fifth and buy a drink.